Stories from the Skeleton Closet

  1  Please e-mail your skeleton key.
  2  Please insert your skeleton key.
  3  Please submit your skeleton key.
  4  Please show your skeleton key. 
  5  Please enter your skeleton key. 
  6  Please send your skeleton key.     
  7  Please transmit your skeleton key. 
  8  Please FAX your skeleton key.      
  9  "On the advice of counsel, and relying on my fifth amendment privelege against self-incrimination, I respectfully decline to answer."
 10  "On the advice of counsel, and relying on my fifth amendment privelege against self-incrimination, I respectfully decline to answer."
 11  "Wouldn't you like to know!"
 12  "It is too scary."
 13  "Nightmares don't count!"
 14  "That's a closet story"
 15  "That's a closet story"
 16  "Ouch!  Don't ever mention that."
 17  "As I recall, it never happened"
 18  "Nope.  That never happened."
 19  "Nope.  That never happened."
 20  "I wouldn't even tell my lawyer." 
 21  "Forget it." 
 22  "I want a lawyer." 
 23  "I want my lawyer." 
 24  "Not until my lawyer gets here." 
 25  "Not without my lawyer present." 
 26  "That is not the way I remember it." 
 27  "If I told you, I would have to shoot you." 
 28  "I left no witnesses." 
 29  "On advice from my Counsel I decline to answer that."          
 30  "On advice from counsel, I decline to answer that."            
 31  "I invoke my Constitutional rights not to have to answer that."
 32  "If I told you, I would have to kill you."